Monthly Archives: May 2009

Shoving Cucumbers and Brinjals into a Pussy – The Royal Malaysian Police (Polis Diraja Malaysia) Story

There was once, a poor little girl who got killed in Malaysia.  Her name is Nurin.  The crime in Malaysia had escalted to such an uncontrollable situation.  Nurin was found dead in a bag and a cucumber / brinjal was shoved into her private part.  She was apparently kidnapped from a playground.

Guess what folks?  The police couldn’t solve this crime incident.  The IGP i.e. the Inspector General of Police told the press a cock and bullshit statement.  He said that the parents of Nurin could be charged for not making sure that Nurin was safe.  What the fuck?  The police is supposed to make Malaysia safe.  The IGP then reminded all parents to look after their children if they were to leave them in a playground because parents can be charged for negligent.  You see how the police can’t solve problems but push the problems to others?

Well, the police decided to again push their unsolved crimes to another man.  This time, it’s a man with a passion of seeing cucumber and brinjals in a woman’s pussy.  Come one.  I know there are some people (man and women) out there who loves shoving a cucumber up their tight lovely holes.  so what’s the big deal?  Wait till Datuk Goh shoves a big baseball bat up the Royal Malaysian Police leader and they will then learn to enjoy shoving a cucumber up theirs: –

Monday May 25, 2009

Probe into Nurin link


PETALING JAYA: An impotent husband who was detained for forcing cucumbers and brinjals into his wife’s private parts is now under investigation by Selangor police on a possible link to the murder of eight-year-old Nurin Jazlin Jazimin in 2007.

Selangor police chief deputy commissioner Dato Khalid Abu Bakar said the man who was arrested in Kajang after his wife lodged a report against him for unnatural sex was now being quizzed in connection with Nurin’s murder.

“We are always on the look out for Nurin’s murderer no matter how long it takes.

“Any suspect roped in for child rape or unnatural sex that has a similar pattern to Nurin’s murder will be thoroughly investigated,” he said, adding that police had not forgotten Nurin’s death nor had they closed her file.

Apparently, the suspicion emerged when they found similarity in both cases as Nurin’s private parts was stuffed with a cucumber and a brinjal when her body was discovered in a sports bag, and left in the stairwell of a shoplot here.

On May 8, a wife lodged a report with Kajang police that her 40-something husband had forced a cucumber or a brinjal into her private parts at least seven times in the past six years.

It was reported two weeks ago that the man apparently suffered from erectile problems after an accident.

The man, according to reports, began abusing his wife after he got the idea from watching pornographic videos.

His wife, who is in her 30s, suffered mental anguish due to his behaviour

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Gamblers going the whole hog to strike 4-D

A MULTI-racial crowd is turning up at a temple in Taiping to pet a wild boar for good luck.

However, it was the presence of Muslims there that scandalised Harian Metro, which front-paged the story with the headline “Melayu peluk babi” (Malays hug pigs).

The newspaper reported that shallow religious knowledge and superstitious beliefs had unfortunately led some Muslims to touch and hug the wild boar for luck.

Apparently, the temple which is located at the foothills near a popular supermarket in Taiping, is well-known among Chinese and Indians, as well as Singaporeans.

Busloads of tourists would frequent the temple to view the 30 to 50 wild boars that appear every night at a designated spot in the temple.

Most of the visitors only have one thing in mind.

They would come armed

with slips containing four-digit numbers, vehicle grants and ringgit notes to rub on the wild boar.

It is believed that this would bring luck such as winning the main prize in four-digit draws.

A Harian Metro reporter, who staked out at the temple for a day, saw a growing crowd starting from 7.30pm.

Two hours later, he saw two Malay men clutching slips of paper believed to be four-digit numbers.

The two men approached a wild boar before stroking the animal’s body with the slips of paper.

When approached by the reporter, one of the men said: “What is wrong in trying our luck?

“I have heard that some people have won thousands of ringgit.

“All they have to do is to rub slips of four-digit numbers or money on the pig’s body, and it’s that easy.”

Several temple workers estimated that about 10 out of every 100 visitors were Malays.

According to Jabatan Agama Islam Perak, the act of worshipping a wild boar was considered kufur.

It also added that touching a pig was haram in Islam.

Msia hospitals not good enough?

See all the Datuks that went with him and Msia hospitals not good enough?

BTW-  Malaysian taxpayers paying for all this fancy trip


Sultan of Selangor discharged from US hospital

PALO ALTO (California): Sultan of Selangor Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah was discharged Tuesday from the Stanford University Medical Centre here following successful heart surgery on May 2.

Sime Darby Medical Centre Subang Jaya consultant cardiologist and the Sultan’s personal physician Datuk Dr Anuar Masduki said the Sultan made an uneventful recovery and was walking well.

“Tuanku will be undergoing cardiac rehabilitation under the supervision of the Stanford University Medical Centre’s Director of TLC services, Nancy Houston Miller prior to his return to Malaysia,” he said in a press statement on Tuesday.

“There will be a follow-up consultation with Dr. Craig Miller, Tuanku’s cardiac surgeon within the week,” the statement said.

On April 29, Sultan Sharafuddin left for California from Singapore, accompanied by his younger brother Tengku Indera Setia Selangor Tengku Ahmad Shah, Datuk Dr Anuar Masduki, Datuk Pengelola Bijaya Diraja Selangor Datuk Zakaria Abd Rahman and Tan Sri Datuk Seri Syed Mohd Yusof Tun Syed Nasir, who is a Member of the Selangor Council of the Royal Court and Private Aide Kelvin Ong.

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